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Joke of the Day

"What's the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free."

"I'm worried about DeNiro's mole."

"Two muffins are sitting in the oven. When one muffin leans over to the other and says, ""boy it sure it's hot in here."" To which the other muffin responds, ""holy shit a talking muffin!"""

"I had sex for an hour and 45 seconds last night. Thanks daylight savings!"

"NSFW How do you know your best friend is gay? His dick tastes like shit!"

"Why did the old lady fall into the well? She didn't see that well"

"Death. Resurrection. Saviour. I believe in Robocop."

"How come Justin Bieber doesn't like to shop at Sports Authority? Because he likes Dick's."

"[Game of Thrones] How do you ask a Northerner if they are of noble descent? Arya Stark?"

"How many men does it take to open a can of beer? None. She should have opened it as she brought it to you."