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Joke of the Day

"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."

"These next few days are going to be just like the OJ Riots. Oh wait..."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey..... But then I turned myself around."

"Did you know you can tell what kind of area you're driving in by the bumps in the road? A few big bumps means you should probably slow down. Lots of little bumps means you're in a school zone."

"You know why when geese fly in a V, one side of the V is longer than the other? More geese on that side."

"What goes in big and hard and comes out soft and soggy? Bubble gum."

"If I stabbed someone with icicle, no one would find the murder weapon, because it melts. This thought is haunting me."

"So I heard they've discontinued the Xbox 360... I guess it's an ex-box now."

"[creation] GOD: You each have a gift WORM: What's mine? G: You...spin silk BEE: How bout me? G: Uh...make honey HIPPO: And me? G: Hm...eat marbles"

"What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery? No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!"