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"My girlfriend accused me of cheating First it was my wife and now her..."
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"Kid: Hey, Mum! What's an orgasm? Mom: I don't know dear, ask your father."
"So proton calls up electron and says, ""Electron! It's proton, where the hell are you?"" And electron says, ""Um, I don't know. But I can tell you were I probably am!"""
"moms outraged over new ninja turtels movie. ""theres too much violence"" says one mom. says another ""they r named after guys who sculpt butts"""
"A good comedian is like a good dictatorship. Consistent in their execution."
"[first date] ""What's wrong?"" I don't like the ambulance in this place [sniggering] ""You mean ambience"" [next table] NEE NAW NEE NAW WOOOOOO"
"Moon rock versus Earth rock Why does a moon rock taste better than an earth rock? Because it's a little meteor."
"What do Osama Bin Laden and a salmon have in common? It's a great life until they run into a seal."
"[used car] ME: my credit's bad SALESMAN: k ME: i'm a criminal SALESMAN: no law against that ME: i'm on the run SALESMAN: then you need a car"
"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."