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Joke of the Day

"50 shades of grey Girl 1: Hey have you read 50 shades of grey yet? Girl 2: Yes! From cover to cover! Girl 1: And the index? Girl 2: Exhausted..."

"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"

"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"

"How do we know that Jesus wasn't born in Mexico? Because he'd never have been able to find 3 wise men and a virgin."

"My bike wheel really surprised me the other day. It spoke"

"Which member of the Bach family went to prison? Bachgen Drwg. (it's welsh)"

"How do real partners in crime jokingly introduce themselves to people?"

"So what DID the reddit admins said to the mods?"

"Cop: A ghost killed your family? Guy: Yes! Cop: Did u forward yesterday's spooky chain email to 5 ppl? Guy: No? Cop: Well there you go."

"What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Mat"