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Joke of the Day

"My roommate is 3 days younger than me so ive gotten in the habit of saying ""when i was your age.."" and then describing what i did 3 days ago"

"Childish immature jokes are the best * Step 1: say ""eye"" * Step 2: spell the word ""map"" * Step 3: say ""nus"" * Now say that all together..."

"Once a month, women go completely crazy ...for about 30 days."

"So a neutron walks into a bar... and asks the bartender how much a beer costs and the bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""

"What did the lawyer say when he stepped in dog shit? Help me..... I'm melting"

"Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missile toe."

"Chili today, Hot tamale."

"What is the difference between a woman on her period and a terrorist? You can negotiate with terrorists"

"texas humor sign inside a bar in texas reads: ""we like our beer like we like our violence, domestic."""

"Kylo Ren: I am your father. Rey: We're roughly the same age. You're just copying everything Vader said. Kylo Ren: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"