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Joke of the Day
"Urban Outfitters is just Spencer Gifts in a fedora."
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"Your mama is so ugly that... when she has sexual relations with an animal, it's not beastiality, it's animal cruelty."
"Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are 50 cents but deer nuts are under a buck."
"What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with? Little Caesars!"
"I hurt my knee the other day... ...but I'm not sure if it was my low knee or my high knee."
"*uses Oujia board* SMELLS LIKE UPDOG me: what's updog? NOT MUCH, DOG, JUST ABOUT TO POSSESS YOUR CAT me: what cat: what"
"I test my smoke alarm batteries by burning the fuck out of everything I cook."
"If a leaf and an emo fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf. The rope stopped the emo."
"Did you hear about the fire at the circus? The heat was in tents"
"Sports do not build character. They reveal it."