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Joke of the Day
"If you live by the sword, I guess that is pretty cool. I live by some trees and shit."
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"Have you heard the one about the ceiling? Nevermind, it's over your head"
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"Red sky at night shepherd's delight. Red sky in the morning... Your barn's on fire."
"What is a ghosts favourite job? Tax Inspectre"
"I had explosive diarrhea On the bight side i started the year with a bang"
"A joke walks into a bar... Bartender says woah! I've never *meta* joke before"
"MOOF What goes moof? A cow with buck teeth."
"I just invented a new word: Plagiarism."
"My friend was being attacked by a duck. I tried to warn him but it only made things worse."