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Joke of the Day
"I used to have an ex that always played Minesweeper Should have seen the red flags."
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"As a Chinese comedian many people ask about my opinion on our government... I can't complain."
"I'm pretty sure Kanye West is the reason why we arent allowed to retweet our own tweets."
"I talk a lot of shit for a girl with a blankie."
"What's the difference between a Mercedes and a bunch of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage."
"Every motorcycle cop is a liquid terminator until proven otherwise."
"Ted Cruz wants a 19% federal sales tax on goods and services made in the U.S. The only thing flatter than this proposal : his personality."
"""Let's go through it bit by bit"" Said Jack the Ripper"
"I ejaculated so hard That conspiracy theorists are saying there was a second shooter."
"What part of ""No"" don't you understand? Probably the whole thing I'm guessing. It's a pretty short word. What? You're a squirrel? Sorry"