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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, you're just like my little toe... ...because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home."

"What do ""Jingle Bells"" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common? They're both Christmith Thongs."

"Why do they have sex ed and drivers ed on different days in Mexico? Because they need to give the donkey a break."

"I started playing a new drinking game recently, Every time I am depressed I take a drink. That game is called alcoholism."

"I saw an image of the Virgin Mary on a pumpkin! It squashed all of my doubts... And, reinforced my faith in Gourd."

"People say I never explain myself enough..."

"I'll never understand why the guy that invented braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."

"How I know I am not a Racist... Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."

"Some people are like slinkies... ...they're not really good for anything but they still put a smile on your face when you push them down the stairs."

"My wife ran away with my best friend... My wife ran away with my best friend. I don't know the guy, but he made me a huge favor so I consider him my best friend."