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Joke of the Day
"I like my men how I like my coffee, Inside of me."
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"As an American, the moment I stop feeling full is the perfect time for a light snack. Or maybe a whole cheesecake or dozen donuts. Whatever."
"What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream? NASCAR"
"Why did the eunuch farmer wake up late? he had no cock!!!"
"Everyone on Instagram has pics of them at places all over the world & I'm like here's another shot of me from a different angle on my sofa"
"call 2 psychiatrists and tell them ur gonna put them on the phone with a guy who thinks he's a psychiatrist. now put them in the same call."
"What do you call a fishing hook without barbs? Debatable!"
"Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water, Jesus turned it into wine."
"Where is Macau? In m'field"
"There's been lots of ""OH MY GOD!"" screams coming from the room opposite mine; I just wish the couple in there didn't pick now to be praying."