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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes *whack* ""damn"" and a bad skydiver goes ""damn"" *whack*"

"What does the neckbeard say when asked what he did last weekend? ""M'laundry."""

"Parents: Stop making videos of your kid coming home from the dentist all fucked up."

"Why does Piglet smell so bad? Because he always plays with Pooh."

"I've never had a beer explode in my car. I've never left a beer alone that long."

"What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang Rape."

"What do you call paying for services with a blowjob? A package deal."

"Hey did you know a new medication came out for depressed lesbians? Tridixigin"

"What time did Sean Connery arrive at Wimbledon? Around Ten-ish."

"The pen is mightier than the sword ...except in basically every real life battle scenario"