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Joke of the Day
"Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah."
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"I hate double standards. If a baby crawls around, it's ""adorable,"" but if I do, I'm ""causing a disturbance"" and ""need to leave""? Whatever."
"A book just fell on my head. I've only got my shelf to blame."
"Teach a man to shake and he will be able to greet everyone. Give a man a shake and all the boys will come to his yard"
"How many optometrists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One... or two? One... or two?"
"Q. How did a blind woman drive herself crazy? A. Trying to read a stucco wall."
"What Do You Call A Dog With Wings? Linda McCartney"
"Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV? His parents weren't 18 or older."
"*breathes on window creating condensation *starts to write in condensation *sneezes *head slams into window and breaks it"
"Half of men in America watch porn everyday. The other half are waiting for Comcast to fix their internet connection."