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Joke of the Day
"Why do sheep love Star Wars Episode V? Because Dey-go-bah."
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"Q: Where does the catcher sit for dinner? A: Behind the plate."
"What do Smokey the Bear and Alexander the Great have in common? Their middle name."
"What's the russian royalty's favorite type of fish? Czar-dines!"
"The Bermuda Triangle A.K.A.... Clinton's Inbox"
"Congrats on being one of the ""cool kids"" in Highschool. Too bad about the rest of your life though."
"I painted the garage with my girlfriend yesterday Now I can't get the paint out of her hair."
"What did the sign in the Egyptian funeral home say? ""Satisfaction guaranteed or double your mummy back"""
"How do I apply this ointment ""liberally"" without compromising my conservative christian values?"
"When my Girlfriend got pregnant... Everything changed... My name, My Address, My phone number, My email ID Everything....."