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Joke of the Day
"No one sleeps with Gandalf because it takes him until first light on the fifth day to come."
Next Joke
"Why was Jesus in such good shape when he died? He was Cross-Fit."
"Men are like snowstorms You don't know how many inches you'll get, how long it will last and how hard it will be."
"Why couldn't the butterfly go to the Chistmas ball ? It was a moth ball !"
"*wife walks over to me* *cups my face with her hands* *looks me in the eye* ""Why is there a mousetrap in the fridge?"""
"Who knows how to sing Mariah Carey songs? Not Mariah Carey"
"Maybe I'm like Spider-Man except I got bit by a radioactive sloth."
"Bet you I can guess how much she weighs. She's about one... FAT BITCH!"
"I arrived at the annual premature ejaculation society. They said, ""Your early sir""? I replied, ""I know, I came on the bus"""
"*First date. Her. ""Shall we carve our names onto this tree"" Me. ""You brought a knife?"""