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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the IRS and Jared Fogle? The IRS waits until you're 18 to fuck you."

"They say in California alone, the divorce rate is at 75%. Twenty minutes later, a woman walks by with a stroller and a barking dog in it.... Perhaps."

"I told my girlfriend that I wanted to be cremated.. I then told my family that I had no specific burial requests, just make sure that they don't have me cremated, no matter what."

"What does an African child's mom say when it doesn't finish its dinner? What mom?"

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle His wife is already pregnant"

"What do you call it if a white person robs you? Capitalism"

"Just farted in my cat's face. That's what we call a power move, gentlemen."

"Why did the restaurant on the moon fail? They barely had any atmosphere."

"Brought my 5 year old to the tax office to ensure that the accountant works as quickly as possible."

"How do you call a black guy that uses testosterone boosters? Testostyrone."