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Joke of the Day
"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"
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"Can't believe my dog just ran into Petco and left me in the car with the windows rolled up"
"What did the boy buy at the grocery store? Too Bad, I'm not telling you!"
"Autoerrection has saved my life"
"In a recent court case, the defendant was charged with smuggling bombs inside of living cows... ...Upon hearing this, one of the jurors cried out, ""Abominable!"" (A bomb in a bull)"
"Just once, I'd like to see a cactus that isn't flexing."
"How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb? None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet"
"Life is like a box of chocolates... It goes by faster if you're fat."
"Why don't witches have babies? Because their men have hollow-weenies!"
"Why did the jewish boy's ghost costume only have one eye hole? His dad didn't want to buy him a new sheet."