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Joke of the Day
"Which burgers love to act? Ham-burgers!"
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"My doctor told me to start killing people. Well not in those exact words. He said I had to reduce the stress in my life. Same thing."
"How do you keep an idiot waiting?"
"Vladimir Putin's Anthem Q. What is Russia's current Anthem? A. ""Putin on the Blitz"""
"America's national mascot should just be a drunk white girl typing on a shattered iPhone."
"Hitler was the worst camp counselor ever."
"I grow herbs in my bed. Bed thyme."
"SWJ goes to the laundromat . . . . . . . . and is appalled by everybody being ok with separating whites from coloreds."
"Two blondes are driving. The first blonde asks, ""Is my blinker working?"" The second blonde checks the dashboard and responds, ""Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no."""
"Where did the terrorist go after he detonated the bomb? Everywhere."