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Joke of the Day
"What is the name of your friend's advisor? Budweiser"
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"Why can't a blonde count to 70? Because 69 is a mouthful."
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"Nosy Peppers Nosy peppers are jalapeno business."
"my wife tried to tell me that I'm in denial... So I told her to go back to school and learn geography because I'm standing nowhere near a river in Egypt"
"Whenever someone asks, ""you look familiar, where do I know you from?"" I like to respond with, ""Well do you watch porn...?"""
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