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Joke of the Day
"So a guy came into a bar... No... wait, it was a horse. So a guy came into a horse..."
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"Me: You're gorgeous Her: OMG that is so sweet, c'mere *I walk right past her & start french kissing her collection of scented candles*"
"This guy tried to sell me a casket. I told him, ""well, that's the *last* thing I'm gonna need."""
"I once tried starting a private airline business But it never took off"
"I met my wife in Tinder. It was awkward. I didn't know she used it, too."
"Amsterdam, 26 October1942, about tea time. Mr Frank - ""Shhhh Quiet everybody ... the Germans are coming"". Anne Frank - ""I am too"""
"Where do emos get their gaming gear? Razer."
"I got an adjustable stand/sit desk at work... So I don't have to take the customers' shit sitting down! And when I can't stand it anymore, I can still get my work done while sitting."
"If you've ever wondered how many days you can reuse the same lemon wedge in your water pitcher in the refrigerator, the answer is not 11."
"Is it just me Or do circles seem pointless?"