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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

"Teacher: Whoever answers my next question can go home One boy throws his bag out the window. Teacher: who just threw that?! Boy: Me! I'm going home now."

"My English teacher corrected my Grammer. One day during the lecture our English teacher told us things are not ""hard"", infact they are ""difficult"". She gave me the most difficult boner that day."

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""

"At last, a herb related joke It's about thyme"

"God said to John, ""Come forth and recieve eternal life."" But John came fifth, and received a toaster instead."

"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."

"What about a To-Don't List?"

"I went to the shop to buy 6 cans of coke. But when I got home, I realised I'd picked 7 Up."

"NSFW My sister tried pranking me today She tried the ""I'm pregnant"" prank. I didn't fall for it of course, because I know I always use protection."