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Joke of the Day

"My Girlfriend says if this gets 100 votes, We'll try anal. For God's sake, DON'T FUCKING VOTE! Her dildo is terrifying!"

"a human mens penis has not evolved in hundreds of years, im going to take it to strange new places. i'll improve the dick. ill make it safer"

"*hand grenades* *blow torch* *AK 47* *sulfuric acid* *ninja training* My Google search history yesterday after I found a spider."

"What did Drake Bell say to Batman? Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to."

"What happens if you put the Energizer Bunny's batteries in backwards? He keeps coming and coming and coming..."

"What's green and then red? A frog in a blender."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Marsha Clark Barbie ...with a bad haircut and a bad attitude"

"I was looking into the sky and I thought, why does that plane look bigger the closer it gets... then it hit me."

"Did you hear that Rene Descartes accidentally committed suicide? He just wasn't thinking."

"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."