20208
Joke of the Day
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
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"What idiot called it ""leaving right after sex"" and not ""nuts and bolts""?"
"I think it has become obvious that medicine companies have no idea what fruit tastes like."
"Never date an Olympic Athelete They're all gold diggers"
"My gf broke up with me.... She said, ""It's okay we can still be cousins.."""
"If your clock strikes 13, what time is it? time to fix your clock."
"It takes more muscles to frown than to smile. I've learned to hate fun because I want a super buff face."
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"
"A guy walks into a bar. He sees a pirate with a steering wheel in his pants. The guy asks ""Why do you have a steering wheel in your pants?"". The pirate says ""I don't know but its driving me nuts!""."
"A guy just told me ""All asians are ninjas"" I wanted to tell him how racist that was, but he was black and i didn't want to get beat down"