20208
Joke of the Day
"I'm clingy, but not "" Simon Cowell's t-shirt"" clingy."
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"""son, I've had to throw my golf socks out"" ""Why dad? cos you got... A HOLE IN ONE? HAHA"" ""No son. I killed a man. They're covered in blood"""
"Whelp. It's December. That time of year when I have zero excuse for being so sweaty."
"Just had the following conversation in court Judge: State your name. Me: Not Guilty Judge: What? Me: I had it legally changed. Judge: You're Not Guilty? Me: Thanks, I'm outta here"
"What do trees take when they have a headache? Aleve."
"TV that gets louder to compensate for when you are chewing."
"Jesus: My God, why have you forsaken me? God: Lighten up drama queen."
"How do you get a one armed polack out of a tree? Wave hello"
"What has eight arms and an IQ of 80? Four girlfriends drinking on St Patricks Day!"
"Pull all of your money out of Pepto-Bismol stocks immediately. There's some real liquidity problems over there."