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Joke of the Day

"Son, its time we had 'the talk.' [dad removes shirt, starts projector, chugs 4 beers] Ok! So Tower 1 steel beams could only have melted at-"

"What do you call the reptile that started the fight? The insti-gator."

"Still hope to be part of a wordless briefcase exchange someday."

"Billy where is your homework? ""im sorry Ms. Klein my dog- *sees dog in the window make a throat cutting motion* -gone cat ate it"""

"Why can't you tell a joke to a dwarf? Because it will go right over his head"

"Back to the future too many times Scientists have recently discovered a direct link between time travel and Parkinson's disease."

"never trust a business that uses Papyrus font"

"Reports are indicating that Ivanka Trump may take on some roles of the First Lady. Still no word on who will handle the duties of President."

"My neighbour is on his front porch wearing a Halloween mask and oven mitts while trying to remove a wasps nest. This should be interesting."

"Did you hear about the owl who fell in love with the goat? They had a hootin-nanny."