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Joke of the Day

"What's a simile? It's like a metaphor."

"Why did the baker have brown hands? Because he kneeded a poo!"

"Why does the US love Israel so much? Because is a raeli good country"

"If a group of ducks were controlling the ""autocorrect"" feature that would be ducking insane"

"The Lion King is my favorite movie about how having a karate wielding monkey can completely change your life."

"People who say ""no regrets"" just have too many regrets to keep track of."

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black..."

"What do you call Adrian Monk when he's angry? Rasputin"

"How do you know Axe was invented by black people? If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask."

"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"