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Joke of the Day

"What does the titanic and the canucks have in common? They both fail big time when they hit the ice.."

"How do you keep a idiot occupied? I will tell you how in my next post- Jk the answer's in one of the comments, look through every single one and you are destined to discover the answer."

"I encountered a courteous, safe driver in a practical vehicle that had a marine corps decal on the rear windshield."

"You know what sucks? Vacuum cleaners"

"A cow walks into a bar n."

"My mate wears the same jacket when he's impersonating either Matt Damon or Hugh Jackman. Maybe he's Bourne with it, maybe it's Wolverine."

"Some say Steve Jobs died too young. Others say it was simply an homage to Apple's attitude towards battery life."

"Why do baked goods always have an urge for sex? Because they're in heat."

"What do you get when you put jelly into Flint, Michigan's water supply? Pb & J."

"When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself ""what would the hulk do?"" Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!"