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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a sin and a shame? It's a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to take it out."

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"Son: ""I got expelled"" Dad: ""How?"" Son: ""I wrote 2 + 2 = 41 on the whiteboard."" Dad: ""That's pretty dumb but-"" Son: ""Then my teacher told me to go up to the board..."" Dad: ""Ok?"" Son: ""And rub 1 out."""
"I heard someone call pumpkin spice lattes basic... but they are wrong, lattes have a pH below 7"