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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors? Unhinged"

"Love is overrated it's only 5 pts in Scrabble."

"What do you call an apple filled with cement? Hardcore."

"At first I didn't like my new haircut ... but now it's growing on me."

"If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans."

"I tried to read a book about illiteracy once Couldn't understand any of it"

"Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms."

"I'm gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. ...But can I really pull it off?"

"Cop: Do you know how fast you were going, ma'am? Me: I left my pills in my other bag & I'm about to get REALLY chatty. C: You're free to go."

"I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane. Gonna call it ""Fundamental"""