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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a psychiatric patient who is afraid of doors? Unhinged"
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"What do you call it when someone hacks your bank account, and performs a transaction that leaves you with exactly as much money as you had before? Identity theft! A math joke. Credit goes to Ben."
"[NSFW] I like to wait outside hospitals Because I like my MILFs fresh."
"New Subway rule: You must give the person in front of you a wedgie if they take more than 5 seconds to choose what kind of bread they want."
"Why can't elephants go skinny dipping? They can't get their trunks off..."
"What's the difference between an IRS audit and prison rape? In prison, you have a chance at getting a reach around"
"What do you get in the Netherlands, when you fail your driving test three times? A yellow license plate."
"Why Didn't the Jew Score Another Date with the Asian Girl? Hebrew it."
"My uncle is a toilet inspector. He's seen some shit."
"Life as a penis must be hard."