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Joke of the Day
"50 cent What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater? Gee you knit"
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"Why is UPS so great? They always deliver!"
"""Can we talk later? The news is on... Well, if you have tuberculosis it's not gonna get any worse in the next 30 minutes, jesus."""
"What's the difference between jelly and jam? Well I can't jelly my dick up your ass"
"When I die, just toss my body out of an airplane flying over NYC while wearing a superman costume."
"The best part of necrophilia You don't have to bring flowers"
"I just finished reading Great Expectations. It wasn't all I hoped it would be."
"A scientist tried to recreate the Chernobyl disaster using only transparent gases It was a new, clear reaction."
"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""
"What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety? Squirrels; they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells."