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Joke of the Day
"How did the redneck find the sheep in the tall grass Satisfying"
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"How many Swedes does it take to clean a men's bathroom? None because they pee sitting down."
"The Dress Joke ""Did you hear about that blue and black dress?"" ""No, what about it?"" ""Turns out it was white and gold."" ""Oh thaaat one."""
"I hate going to the dentist, he is always like ""did you eat Oreos before you came in?"" and ""you are still eating Oreos, I can see you"""
"My wife asked me ""What's on the TV?"" - I said ""Dust!"""
"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""
"Dear Fox news, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, disappointed viewer."
"A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. Still unsure as to whether or not that full stop adds to humorous effect."
"-Knock knock... -""Who's there?"" - 9/11 -""9/11 who?"" -You said you'd never forget!"
"Where do poor meatballs live? In the *spaghetto.*"