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"They say a woman's work is never done that's probably why they get paid less"
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"When your momma taught you to look both ways she didn't mean be two faced."
"Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game? Because all the fans left"
"What do you call a thin North Korean leader? Skim Jong-Un (guess you could say he eats Skimchi)"
"How many Libertarians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If it's their lightbulb, none of your damn business."
"So, my Doctor told me I needed to stop masturbating... I asked ""Why?"" and she replied, ""because I'm trying to examine you!"""
"Any governments / terrorist groups looking to rule by fear should get some tips from spiders."
"What do you call a gay man's nut sack? Mud Flaps"
"Pickup Lines Everyone says you're an Angel, but I think you're Medusa because whenever I stare into your eyes I turn rock hard. Do you like bad grades cause I can give you all the D's"
"I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me."