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Joke of the Day

"Why was Pavlov's hair so soft? Classical Conditioning (told by my psychologist student friend that is not on reddit, so all credit to him)"

"I start undressing you with my eyes. About halfway through, your zipper gets caught on my cornea and I start screaming in agony."

"I love that tower in France I hear it's an eye full"

"What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France? If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Clark ! Clark who ? Clark your car in the garage !"

"30 And to his followers he said, ""Beliebers, weep not for me but yourselves and your children; for they'll never get to see me in concert."""

"Wanna be like jesus, walk on a cucumber, its 98% water, so you're 98% jesus"

"Like many people, I had no idea what to do after I left school. But after thinking about it for a while, I decided to go home."

"what's the medical term for a female-to-male gender reassignment surgery? an addadictomy"

"The rich need it, the homeless has it and if you eat you'll die. Answear: Nothing! The rich don't need anything, the homeless has nothing and if you eat nothing you'll die."