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Joke of the Day

"A patella throws a party Because he's fun-knee"

"Paul Walker had to take some time off from the Fast and Furious series He was burnt out."

"What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs? We don't need an asteroid..."

"He died doing what he loved, surprising tigers."

"Interesting fact - 80% of people inside a Radio Shack have no idea how they got there or how to get out."

"Me: I didn't get anything this year. Do you think Santa's magic...is running out? Wife: Santa isn't real Me: Don't lie to save my feelings"

"My wife said she wanted to see ""Fifty Shades Of Grey"". So I showed her a picture of her hair."

"name a hurricane ""Jesus"" cuz then u could say ""Jesus is coming"" & have unaware ppl frantically prepare for rapture"

"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes one nail to hang a picture of Jesus."

"On the 5th day, god was hungover & didn't feel up to much so he created worms, shoelaces & spaghetti, then punched out just after 1pm."