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Joke of the Day

"What body regulates the welfare of Santa's workers? The Elf and Saftey Executive."

"What do Japanese men do when they have erections? Vote."

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"Where does Hillary Clinton eat at to appeal to Asian voters? Pander Express."

"A dyslexic Sanders supporter was kicked out of the botanical gardens He kept trying to peel the ferns."

"Watching Finding Dory & her parents call her ""cupcake."" How do they know what that is? This movie doesn't seem very realistic, you guys."

"[gets pulled over] cop: ""sir, do you know how fast you were going?"" [i've swapped places with the dog] me: ""answer the man"""

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only Tennessee."

"The tornado warning siren has just stopped going off That's either good or terrible"

"When I was a kid, we had to do emojis with our face."