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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to little yappy dogs. Literally everything you bark at could eat you."
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"add ""boobs"" to a famous film name 47 boobs. got it?"
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"You could be a ""Before"" model."
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"'It's ok, I'm from the internet', I whisper from under your bed as you call the police."
"What is the best cure for a headache? DECAPITATION!!!"