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Joke of the Day

"Girl adjusts her bra. And no one cares but when a guy adjusts his everybody loses their mind."

"Yeah, I'm majoring in math. Then when I graduate I'll get a job down at the math factory. Maybe even work my way up to CEO of math one day."

"What's a math teacher's favorite TV show? Sinefeld"

"(Outside at dusk) Wife: Lovely evening. Me (Covered in mosquitos): Glorious."

"Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? Q: Why did the recruiter hire a Spider ? A: Because he wanted to hire a Strong ""Web Developer""."

"What's the difference between a group of snowboarders and lifties (lift attendants)? The lift attendants have jobs."

"What does Edgar Allen Poe call his women? Edgar Allen's......bitches!!!"

"Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill. One red and one green. Jill: Yes and I have another pair just like it at home."

"How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It doesn't matter. No matter how many feminists there are, they can't change anything. Source: a friend"

"At what age do you have THE talk with your daughter about how she is not the princess of anything and she'll need to get a job. Is it 6?"