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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Snowmen and Snow women? Snowballs."

"Marvin Gaye's Last Day on Earth Marvin (holding present): Happy Birthday Dad!!! Dad: Marvin, if this is another tie, I'm gonna kill you."

"I can always tell which waiters are just in it to make money and which are in it for the love of grossly exaggerating how hot plates are."

"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"I'll always remember the wise advice the bishop gave me You can take the boy out of church, But you can't take the priest out of the boy."

"I'm not racist... ...I own a colored tv."

"What do you call a group of whales playing music together? An Orcastra"

"What do you call a sacred, flammable piece of wood? A match made in Heaven."

"Watched Full House for not even a full minute & now I'm white with a credit score of 720"

"What's the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS? You can negotiate with a terrorist."