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Joke of the Day

"Usually chocolate makes me hyper but my dog ate a pack of Snickers and he's been asleep for hours. Haha wake up so we can play, little guy."

"Teacher And Student Teacher: What are some products of the West Indies? Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from? Student: We borrow it from our neighbor."

"Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, ""We are family, even though you're fatter than me."""

"You wanna see the most dangerous animal in the world mate? Go look in the mirror. (I've locked an adult male puma in their bathroom)"

"I like jokes. Today Good joke is I am a Joke ."

"Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy? Because he wanted to look mptnt"

"I used to be a hesitant hugger... But I've learned to embrace it."

"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"

"Why Wasn't Hitler Allowed to Host Jeapoardy? He kept asking the contestants if their answers were their final solution."

"Two wrongs don't make a right..... But two Wrights make a plane"