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Joke of the Day
"Sorry to hear about your breakup. If it's any consolation, I don't know what he ever saw in you."
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"""dad mom wont tell me where babies come from"" *dad slams newspaper down* DAMN THAT WOMAN & HER SECRETS *clenches fists* WHY WONT SHE TELL US"
"What do you call an Irishman sitting on your front porch? Paddy O'Furniture"
"Parallel Lines have so much in common It's a shame that they'll never meet"
"What separates Humans from Animals? The Mediterranean Sea."
"What did the Redditor say at his wedding? TIL death do us part."
"It seems like I only have sex with girls in high heels... Probably because the ones in tennis shoes run too fast."
"What do you call two Jews walking into a bar? It's called a business proposition. What do you call two black guys walking in to a bar? It's called a robbery"
"*Stands guard with scissors and tinsel* Wait, you said ""wrap battle"", right?"
"Went to my friend's house for a night of drinking... ...crashed on the couch. I was awoken in the middle of the night by my friend blowing chunks. Chunks is the family dog"