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Joke of the Day

"My greatest fear is that I'll be reported as a missing person and my family guesstimates my weight way higher than what I actually weigh"

"Apparently, ""Dude, that's the best she's EVER going to look"" was not the type of objection to the marriage the priest was asking about."

"Calm down check out guy, you don't have to inspect my $20 so hard, If I was talented enough to make my own, I wouldn't be in Quickie Mart.."

"What do you call a Filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder."

"Today in 1949, Bruce Springsteen was born. He became ""The Boss"" after several years as ""The Assistant Regional Manager."""

"What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing they are both stuck up bitches."

"What's the difference between the Holocaust and this joke? The Holocaust was funny."

"What does the cannibal do after he dumps his girlfriend? He wipes his butt!"

"What is the Rebel Alliance' least favorite month? The Imperial March."

"Polish Joke anyone? Knock, knock. Who's there? A Polish burgular."