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Joke of the Day
"Why haven't they sent a woman to the moon yet? It doesn't need cleaning."
Next Joke
"Why are there no elderly people in Africa? They all die when they turn aidy."
"Sure Charlie got himself a Chocolate Factory, but his grandparents got to stay in bed for 20 years so ask yourself who were the real winners"
"Women like you are hard to find.. My ex wanted to know if still thought of her. Quite often I said. ""Women like you are hard to find. Most of you are in state hospitals."""
"So what kills a joke? The punch line . . ."
"And if I die before I wake I pray a virus my phone to take."
"You give me butterflies. I give them back. Please stop handing me insects, it's really weird."
"What's invisible and smells like bananas? monkey farts"
"did you know it takes 3 sheep to make a wool sweater? It's amazing. I didn't even know they could knit! waaaaaaka waka."
"This hot girl ""punched""me in the dick this afternoon She only gently touched it, but it's all swollen up now :/"