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Joke of the Day

"College: Now that you're making tons of money with your degree, please donate back to us every year Me: lol College: lol ikr?"

"Why do White Supremists call this month ""The Holocaust""? Because it's just another Jew Lie (The Holocaust is real and this is just a joke)"

"I heard a great joke about a boomerang earlier. I'm sure it will come back to me eventually."

"I met a girl who didn't like dried fruit. Well I certainly couldn't interest her in a date."

"I know a lot about jokes about unemployed people But they never work"

"What is the main difference between a drag show and a drag race? The phrase ""I blew a tranny"" means something totally different."

"At first my business of selling airplanes struggled quite a bit But then it took off."

"So I was at the Library today .. And a black Gentleman came over to me and asked where the coloured printer was. I replied ""Man its 2016 you can use any printer!"""

"What do you call one bunch of woodland creatures complimenting another bunch of woodland creatures over their newly formed religion? Constructive Critter Schism"

"My protractor wanted to know what my plans were for this weekend Not sure what his angle is"