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Joke of the Day

"Interviewer: ""Your resume says you're paranoid."" Me: ""My resume has been talking behind my back?"""

"What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish? [OC] I think I'm feeling C6"

"Why didn't the tree like to play checkers? Because it was a chesnut tree."

"Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down? Their Injun died on them!"

"What happened to the gay dude whose lover kicked him out his house? He is Homoless"

"What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down? This joke..."

"My girlfriend complained that I never listen to her. At least that's what I think she said."

"What are the advantages to living in Switzerland? Their flag is a big plus."

"Whats 9+10 9+10=21-2=19"

"What kind of charge did the Couch place against the Recliner? Sectional assualt."