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Joke of the Day
"I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film. He said ""well, I can clearly see your nuts"""
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"What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick? A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning.."
"I used to speak in Fleetwood Mac quotes, but I stopped... ...and I'm never going back again."
"I whispered to the wind, and the wind told me to shut up."
"Please do not wear flip flops if your feet look like you could sweep down & snatch your dinner while it's still running through the forrest"
"dark humor never gets old just like a kid with cancer"
"Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !"
"What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter. He's not coming."
"""Be careful when you follow the Masses. Sometimes the 'M' is silent."""
"What do you call a strange Mexican man who owns a chocolate factory? Willy Juanka."