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Joke of the Day

"What do you call someone who went into a birth clinic and started shooting at everyone there? Spawn camper."

"I followed this woman on a bike with an empty baby seat for a half a mile yelling, ""your baby jumped out!"" before she gave me the finger."

"After i say ""whatever"", all the sh*t you say after that is irrelevant"

"THE SUN HASN'T RISEN IN SIX WEEKS AND THE ANIMALS ARE AGITATED. THE EMERGENCY BROADCAST SYSTEM JUST SAYS ""THAT'S ALL FOLKS"""

"What's the most privileged fish? A Great White shark."

"I don't think gymnasts know how clearly we can see their genitals"

"How did our grandparents killed time when there were no Smartphones and Internet? I already asked my mom, her four sisters and five brothers."

"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""

"I like my steak how I like my women Tinder-ized."

"How do you tell if Lady Gaga is dead? You poker face!"