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Joke of the Day
"Dad i know I'm adopted Hi adopted, I'm not dad"
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"What kind of wine does ISIS drink? White Infidel."
"ITALIAN MUSTACHES WHY DO MOST ITALIAN MEN HAVE MUSTACHES? A: SO THEY CAN LOOK LIKE MOM"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !"
"Interesting how the ads on Youtube never have trouble buffering"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beryl ! Beryl who ? Beryl of beer !"
"If I had a rooster, and you had a donkey, and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would we have? Two feet of my cock in your ass."
"So, a man with a baby newt on his head walks into a barber's... And says, ""Short back and sides, axolotl off the top."""
"Just took a 70% lean meatloaf out of the oven, and now it's supposed to ""rest"" because in America even our food is fat and lazy."
"I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car."