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Joke of the Day

"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"

"what did Obama say to Trump? show me your schlong form birth certificate"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"When I'm old, I'm gonna giggle uncontrollably, squirm, and go all sack of potatoes on my son when he tries to get me in the car as payback."

"I hate it when I'm at someone's party and they keep asking stupid questions like... ""Who are you?"" and ""Is that a gun?"""

"Love means never being able to like another girl's selfie on Instagram ever again."

"Why does Snoop carry an umbrella? For drizzle."

"Disappointment a woman, after a long search on the internet, found out that ""PHILLIPS 14 INCH"" was actually a T.V"

"how do you make a dog go meow Put it in the freezer then overnight then cut it in half with the chainsaw in the morning ""Mmmmeeeeeooowwwww"""

"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."