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Joke of the Day
"We need a new name for the Bible. How about: DIY Salvation"
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"Wanna know my New Year's Resolution? 4K, baby."
"My Grandad woke up with a puzzled look on his face. The daft b*stard had fallen asleep on his jigsaw."
"Made the mistake of ordering chlorine for the pool and researching Kenya so I'm tweeting this from what appears to be a windowed black van."
"A chinese couple moves to Africa and the woman soon becomes pregnant. 9 months later, the woman gives birth to a half African and half Chinese baby. The man names the baby Sum Ting Wong."
"Black paint Political correctness has gone to far these days. You cant even say black paint any more, you have to say ""Tyrone, please will you paint my house?"""
"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."
"My daughter's at that age where kids start asking awkward sex questions. Just the other day, she said ""Is that the best you can do?"""
"I can throw rocks further than catapults. I mean, have you ever *tried* throwing a catapult?"
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling."