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Joke of the Day

"An Ob-Gyn asks a woman to get in the stirrups and he says, ""My god, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"" She says, ""Well you didn't have to say it twice."" He says, ""I didn't""."

"If you give a man a PS4, he will play for a day. If that man buys the PS4 he will not shower for 2 months."

"What's black, white and red, and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her head."

"What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer? Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep."

"Hey dad, the hospital called, patients are trying to rest, could you please turn down your television."

"What is a rock's favorite band? The Rolling Stones."

"Garbage men have Hefty contracts."

"Jesus walks..... Jesus walks into a holiday inn, tosses three nails on the counter and asks, "" Can you put me up for the night?"""

"I tried to explain what a double entendre is But it's sooo hard."

"Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator."