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Joke of the Day

"People say I'm not very responsible, when in fact I'm responsible for ""pajama casual"" being added to the employee handbook as inappropriate."

"A naked women robbed a bank. Nobody could remember her face."

"How to turn your dishwasher into a snowblower. Hand her a shovel!"

"What do you call a fish without eyes? A FSSSSSHHHH"

"Why did the cowboy get a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a long little doggy :)"

"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."

"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."

"I never considered typos to be that big of a deal until the day I dialed 921."

"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""

"What sex position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mom. (Sorry if this has already been posted)"