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Joke of the Day

"Schrodinger's Omlette Up until you flip the omelette, you don't know if it's an omelette or scrambled eggs. If it flips, omelette it is If it doesn't, scrambled it is"

"J.R.R. Tolkien's full name is Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien."

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was empty, except for a single dog... It was a shih tzu :)"

"What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song? Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey"

"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."

"I suspect the number 200 sometimes impersonates the word ZOO."

"What's long and green and has an asshole at each end? A St. Patrick's Day parade!"

"If Isaac Newton discovered gravity Why isn't he in the credits? (Crossposted from /r/shittyaskscience)"

"I think I've figured out Dr Who's first name Guess"

"What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!"