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Joke of the Day

"Jesus may have fed fishes and loaves to 5000 people.... But hitler made 6 million jews toast."

"Paris Hilton's IMDB page should only be accessible on April 1st."

"Drinking non-alcohol beer is like to eat out your own sister: the same taste but something is wrong"

"sick of bullshit dui checkpoint profiling just because i'm a white male with the jagermeister logo emblazoned across his truck windshield"

"What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue? You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna."

"My nephew told me all he wants for Christmas is his dead dog back. Can't WAIT to see his face when I wrap it up and stick it under the tree."

"The Apple Watch may become so addictive it keeps people from looking at what's truly important in life, like their iPhones."

"Newtonian physics are a good approximation for big objects that move slowly Like your mom"

"What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile!"

"Why did King Arthur leave no heir? He was legendary for pulling out."