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Joke of the Day

"Killing spiders is easy and fulfilling if you imagine them whispering ""You look fat in those pants""."

"Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls? *Broadview*"

"Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite Disgusting"

"What fruit worries teenagers the most? A promegranate."

"this harambe joke is getting too long already... ...can't someone just kill it?"

"Married men live longer then single men. So if you want a slow death...... ;-)"

"My last relationship was a lot like Forrest Gump... I was retarded and she was a whore."

"What kind of person do people hate moving in next to them that starts with an 'N' and ends with an 'r'? [NSFW] A 'neighbor,' you racist fuck!"

"What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce."

"My mom's favorite part of my birthday is describing my birth in detail to an 18 year old waitress who is just there to get our drink order."