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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an overpriced castration? A divorce."
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"Whoever put the 'b' in subtle was a clever bastard."
"If you want to feel rich, just count the things you have that money can't buy."
"A Joke without a joke is a big joke"
"First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days. Second cannibal: How about a curry?"
"I got a text! I hope it's from....... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE"
"I'm old school when it comes to video games and by that I mean I turn into a senior citizen who yells ""which one am I?"" every 30 seconds."
"What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building? New Yolk"
"I Hate Jamaicans in Bed Because they jam you till your aican"
"A driver was so focused on being upset I was texting while driving... They rear ended the car ahead of them. I guess texting while driving is distracting."