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Joke of the Day
"Make the little things count....... teach mathematics to midgets"
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"A German bakers was robbed... Apparently everything was stollen."
"What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson? "" I ain't Willie Nelson."""
"What would my hippie side be doing right now? I already know that"
"HER:He doesn't trust me. THERAPIST:How so? HER:He's always spying on me. ME (dressed as Therapist):Really? THERAPIST:WTF HER:WTF ME:WTF"
"I keep waiting for my Cadbury Creme Eggs to hatch into Cadbury Creme Chickens, but no luck so far. And sitting on them certainly didn't help"
"What is a chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"
"Her: You're all sweaty. Where have you been? *Flash back to an hour long struggle of me trying to separate 2 shopping carts* Me: The gym."
"A police officer accidentally arrested a judge who was dressed like a convict for a costume party. He quickly learned to never book a judge by their cover"
"Thanks to the internet I know the actual medical terms for all the ailments that I'm positive I'm dying from."